Rude Brews

At Rude Brews, we believe tea should never be boring.

We believe laughter is as healing as caffeine and every cup can be made to start conversations and share laughs.

We hand-craft shaped tea bags that say what words can’t. Each one is cut, filled, and heat sealed by hand in the US.

Whether you’re sending a message, pulling a prank, or just need a cup that makes you laugh, we’re here to make tea time a little more personal (and a lot more fun).

How It Works

1. You pick the shape. We’ve got a growing collection of handmade designs for every mood and occasion.
2. We craft your order by hand. Every bag is made in small batches with care not by machines, but by actual humans who love tea (and a good laugh).
3. You send it off (or keep it for yourself). Perfect for gifts, good vibes, and harmless chaos.

Our goal is simple: make people laugh, sip, and send screenshots to their group chats.